thranduilings:
steelplatedhearts: #I’M OF TWO MINDS ABOUT LEGOLAS GREENLEAF OF THE MIRKWOOD FOREST AND HIS TENDENCY TO STATE THE GLARINGLY OBVIOUS #i mean on the one hand #obviously this speaks to formative years spent largely ignored by thranduil the aggressive partier #’DAD’ cried baby legolas ‘I THINK THAT IF YOU KEEP DANCING SO CLOSE TO THE FIRE YOU ROBES MAY BE SET AFLAME AND THAT WORRIES ME’ #but of course thrandy ignored him #high as he was on [the general revelry/the majesty of nature/the good elvish drugs/his hatred of dwarves] #and so eventually legolas learned to just cut his losses #DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE #so much simpler #so much more likely to get an immediate reaction #BUT ON THE OTHER HAND #there’s the ‘kid they spoiled the shit out of you for reasons of your being the party king’s son’ theory #in which legolas in his formative years received far too much praise for literally everything he ever said #LOOK A BIRD said baby legolas #and everyone cried WHY YES IT IS A BIRD YOU ARE SUCH A SMART LITTLE BABY ELF YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE #[i mean these are thrandy’s subjects you gotta assume they’re used to sucking up to the vapid blonde leadership] #[at least one and probably dozens of these elves were there the day they turned back from erebor after all] #[crying OH THRANDY WHAT A GOOD CHOICE IT WAS TO MAKE US COME ALL THE WAY HERE OUT ONLY TO TURN BACK WITHOUT HELPING BEST KING EVER!!] #[so like. it’s not like offering up ridiculous unwarranted praise would be NEW or anything] #but my point is #in scenario two (aka the ‘spoiled princeling’ scenario) #legolas grew up thinking that ALL OF HIS OBSERVATIONS WERE MOMENTS OF GENIUS #and he’s 700 years old okay that’s a lot of time to be walking around thinking shit like #’the sky is blue! i wonder if anyone ever noticed before. maybe they haven’t. perhaps i should alert someone!’ #and now it’s too late for him #he’ll be stating the obvious forever #’a diversion!’ he says #yeah genius #we know. -gyzym JESUS FUCK OMFG “DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE” SCREAMING
steelplatedhearts:
#I’M OF TWO MINDS ABOUT LEGOLAS GREENLEAF OF THE MIRKWOOD FOREST AND HIS TENDENCY TO STATE THE GLARINGLY OBVIOUS #i mean on the one hand #obviously this speaks to formative years spent largely ignored by thranduil the aggressive partier #’DAD’ cried baby legolas ‘I THINK THAT IF YOU KEEP DANCING SO CLOSE TO THE FIRE YOU ROBES MAY BE SET AFLAME AND THAT WORRIES ME’ #but of course thrandy ignored him #high as he was on [the general revelry/the majesty of nature/the good elvish drugs/his hatred of dwarves] #and so eventually legolas learned to just cut his losses #DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE #so much simpler #so much more likely to get an immediate reaction #BUT ON THE OTHER HAND #there’s the ‘kid they spoiled the shit out of you for reasons of your being the party king’s son’ theory #in which legolas in his formative years received far too much praise for literally everything he ever said #LOOK A BIRD said baby legolas #and everyone cried WHY YES IT IS A BIRD YOU ARE SUCH A SMART LITTLE BABY ELF YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE #[i mean these are thrandy’s subjects you gotta assume they’re used to sucking up to the vapid blonde leadership] #[at least one and probably dozens of these elves were there the day they turned back from erebor after all] #[crying OH THRANDY WHAT A GOOD CHOICE IT WAS TO MAKE US COME ALL THE WAY HERE OUT ONLY TO TURN BACK WITHOUT HELPING BEST KING EVER!!] #[so like. it’s not like offering up ridiculous unwarranted praise would be NEW or anything] #but my point is #in scenario two (aka the ‘spoiled princeling’ scenario) #legolas grew up thinking that ALL OF HIS OBSERVATIONS WERE MOMENTS OF GENIUS #and he’s 700 years old okay that’s a lot of time to be walking around thinking shit like #’the sky is blue! i wonder if anyone ever noticed before. maybe they haven’t. perhaps i should alert someone!’ #and now it’s too late for him #he’ll be stating the obvious forever #’a diversion!’ he says #yeah genius #we know. -gyzym JESUS FUCK
#I’M OF TWO MINDS ABOUT LEGOLAS GREENLEAF OF THE MIRKWOOD FOREST AND HIS TENDENCY TO STATE THE GLARINGLY OBVIOUS #i mean on the one hand #obviously this speaks to formative years spent largely ignored by thranduil the aggressive partier #’DAD’ cried baby legolas ‘I THINK THAT IF YOU KEEP DANCING SO CLOSE TO THE FIRE YOU ROBES MAY BE SET AFLAME AND THAT WORRIES ME’ #but of course thrandy ignored him #high as he was on [the general revelry/the majesty of nature/the good elvish drugs/his hatred of dwarves] #and so eventually legolas learned to just cut his losses #DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE #so much simpler #so much more likely to get an immediate reaction #BUT ON THE OTHER HAND #there’s the ‘kid they spoiled the shit out of you for reasons of your being the party king’s son’ theory #in which legolas in his formative years received far too much praise for literally everything he ever said #LOOK A BIRD said baby legolas #and everyone cried WHY YES IT IS A BIRD YOU ARE SUCH A SMART LITTLE BABY ELF YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE #[i mean these are thrandy’s subjects you gotta assume they’re used to sucking up to the vapid blonde leadership] #[at least one and probably dozens of these elves were there the day they turned back from erebor after all] #[crying OH THRANDY WHAT A GOOD CHOICE IT WAS TO MAKE US COME ALL THE WAY HERE OUT ONLY TO TURN BACK WITHOUT HELPING BEST KING EVER!!] #[so like. it’s not like offering up ridiculous unwarranted praise would be NEW or anything] #but my point is #in scenario two (aka the ‘spoiled princeling’ scenario) #legolas grew up thinking that ALL OF HIS OBSERVATIONS WERE MOMENTS OF GENIUS #and he’s 700 years old okay that’s a lot of time to be walking around thinking shit like #’the sky is blue! i wonder if anyone ever noticed before. maybe they haven’t. perhaps i should alert someone!’ #and now it’s too late for him #he’ll be stating the obvious forever #’a diversion!’ he says #yeah genius #we know. -gyzym
JESUS FUCK
OMFG
“DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE”
SCREAMING
souffle-girl-who-saw-the-stars:
krakarat: maeduh: i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about what if they’re passionate about murder
krakarat:
maeduh: i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about what if they’re passionate about murder
maeduh:
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
what if they’re passionate about murder
(Source: matsuis)
tumblebuggie:
[in which they are each other’s fictional characters] i don’t understand this either. make up your own story =_= oh and if you haven’t, watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy asap
[in which they are each other’s fictional characters]
i don’t understand this either.
make up your own story =_=
oh and if you haven’t, watch Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy asap
simplydalektable:
matthulksmash: Um, this plus that response wins the internet for me today. Seriously, perfect
matthulksmash:
Um, this plus that response wins the internet for me today. Seriously, perfect
imrandomsowhat:
castielock: falling-in-love-with-loki: pernillo: darkly-stark: [SCREECHING FANGIRL NOISES OF WANT] OH MY ASDFGHJKJHGFDSADFGHJK S C R E A M S
castielock:
falling-in-love-with-loki: pernillo: darkly-stark: [SCREECHING FANGIRL NOISES OF WANT] OH MY ASDFGHJKJHGFDSADFGHJK S C R E A M S
falling-in-love-with-loki:
pernillo: darkly-stark: [SCREECHING FANGIRL NOISES OF WANT] OH MY ASDFGHJKJHGFDSADFGHJK
pernillo:
darkly-stark: [SCREECHING FANGIRL NOISES OF WANT]
darkly-stark:
[SCREECHING FANGIRL NOISES OF WANT]
OH MY ASDFGHJKJHGFDSADFGHJK
S C R E A M S
(Source: letmartyhandlethis)
slyfig:
buy here
(Source: bradtitt)
blogwell:
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Your stomach is the ultimate pokéball.
Eat more comics at Loldwell.com!
christophertietjens:
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(Source: chrispines)
pocosun:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: NEVER DONT REBLOG
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
NEVER DONT REBLOG
