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CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?

SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.

FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER

MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM

CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.

MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK

PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.

WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED

YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.

TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,

FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.

TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE

GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.

AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.

*drops mic descends back into stage*

OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8

oky I’ll do my best!!!

LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR

I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS

WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK

I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK

SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?

TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY

MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE

I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE

EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

PEACE


oh my LSKDHGSKGH

#someone needs to jump in as lin beifong

RCPD R-R-RCPD

TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE

I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE

DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS

THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY

CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY

AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES

I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE

BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THIS IS THE GREATEST FANDOM EVER. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

  • HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
  • NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
  • CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
  • JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
  • LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
  • AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
  • ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
  • STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
  • NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
  • UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF.

#TENZOUT

MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2

YOU READY, ITS ME

THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN

YOU SEE ME ROLL IN

EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.

REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS

WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER

IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD

MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER

BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?

THINK YOU CAN WIN

IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE

HOPE YOU CAN SWIM

It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.

UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT

NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?

YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL

I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL

A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL

YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL

YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?

NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.

WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET

NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.

I believe the young ones say “You just got served”

Tenzin fetch my robe

I AM ACTUALLY CACKLING RIGHT NOW. WHAT EVEN. HOW DO AIR?

What?! No, Bolin, get off! I told you, I’m not doing this. Hey, stop push -

AH, HI THERE. MY NAME IS MAKO, I GUESS

I’M THE CAPTAIN OF THE FIRE FERRETS

WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE PRACTICING (HONESTLY, BOLIN)

BUT INSTEAD I GUESS WE’RE ACTING LIKE THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO WIN

NOT COOL, YOU GUYS. COME ON, LET’S JUST GO BACK

RUNNIN’ OUT OF TIME, WE GOTTA PICK UP THE SLACK

KORRA NEEDS THE RULES, SHE DOESN’T PLAY BY THE BOOK

WE’RE DEEP IN TROUBLE ‘CAUSE OF FUCKING HASOOK

SO WE’VE GOTTA WORK AND WORK UNTIL WE GET IT RIGHT

AND WIN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE PROBENDING FIGHT

RAP BATTLES? PLEASE. IT’S THE CHAMPIONSHIP THAT MATTERS

AND WE REALLY NEED THAT PRIZE MONEY TO MAKE OUT POCKETS FATTER.

Mako out. Let’s go through those drills again.

NOW IT SEEMS THAT YOU BITCHES DON’T REALLY GET IT

CUZ I’M THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LITERACY TO WIN IT

MY DAD’S A COUNCILMAN AND MY G-PA’S THE AVATAR

BUT SOME OF YOU MUST THINK THAT DON’T GET ME VERY FAR

I SNEAK INTO THE CLUBS WITH MY AIRBENDING SKILL

AND PICK UP YOUR MIC AND BRING DOWN THE KILL

AIRBENDING… THERE ISN’T MUCH BETTER

CUZ I CAN GO AROUND AND FUCK WITH THE WEATHER

THE WIND, A TORNADO, A MOTHERFUCKEN HURRICANE

THEN MY GRAN-GRAN CAN COME AND BRING DOWN A RAIN

MY BROTHER AND SISTER, WE ALL LEARN FROM OUR DAD

BUT THOSE HOES GO AROUND AND ACT REALLY BAD

CUZ I AM THE BEST FEMALE AIRBENDER THERE EVER WAS

HELL, MY GREAT AUNT LIN RUNS THE METALBENDIN’ FUZZ

I GOT CONNECTIONS, THERE AIN’T NO DENYIN’

CUZ MY G-PA’S REINCARNATION RUNS AROUND TO KEEP PEEPS FROM DYIN’

FROM THE EQUALISTS - THOSE MUTHERFUCKEN HOES

TRYIN’ TO RUN AROUND AND FUCK UP MY BENDIN’ BROS

AMON - NOW HE’S A FREAKIN’ TROLL

HIDIN’ UNDER THAT STUPID MASK TO KEEP HIM ON A ROLL

OF SECRECY – HE ISN’T ALL THAT GOOD

OF KEEPIN’ HIS DARK PLANS OUT OF THE R.C. HOOD

SEE? JINORA’S GOT THE KNOW HOW

TO GO IN AND KICK SOME NON-BENDER FACIAL BROW

SO NOW YOU GOT IT? I RUN THESE PREMISES

BUT IF YOU NEED MY HELP…

oH MY GOD

oh alright, it’s time I got in on this I think

someone give me some toph gifs if you want me to bring toph into this rap battle

ALRIGHT DUNDERHEADS, THE BLIND BANDIT IS IN THE HOUSE TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS

UH, HERE WE GO

TOPH BEIFONG, EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS ME

THE BLIND BANDIT MUTHA FUCKAS, AIN’T NOBODY GONNA OWN ME

ALL YOU BITCHES THINK THE RAPS YOU SPIT ARE ON FIRE

LIKE SOKKA EVERY MORNING, THAT SHIT IS JUST TIRED

ALL YOU TROUBLEMAKIN BRATS, GET AT MY DAUGHTER

AMON WATCH OUT; KORRA — OH WAIT, SHE ALREADY GOT ‘ER

ALL YOU PLAYAS IN THE ARENA, YOU’RE ALL JUST PRETENDERS

MAKO, BOLIN, PROBENDING? PLEASE, I’M THE FIRST PRO BENDER

CAVE OF TWO LOVERS HOMIE I CRAWLED IN ON ALL FOURS

WALKED OUT AN OG EARTHBENDER BY THE BADGER MOLES

YOUR BENDING STYLE IS BULLSHIT, YOUR ELEMENTS ARE WHACK

I DON’T EVEN NEED TO SEE TO TELL YOU BOUT THAT

EARTH THE ELEMENT OF SUBSTANCE, BURY YOU IN A ROCKALANCHE

YOU COWARDS BETTER RUN WHEN I GET IN MY HORSE STANCE

YOUR FIRE CAN’T BURN ME, WATER JUST MAKES ME WETTER

BUT HOW MANY OF YOU SUGAR QUEENS KNOW HOW TO BEND METAL

I DON’T JUST BEND ELEMENTS, I’M A MASTER RULEBENDER, A REBEL DEFENDER

YOU SHOOT ANYTHING AT ME, BITCH PLEASE, RETURN TO SENDER

I WAIT AND LISTEN AND THEN KNOCK YOU DOWN ON YOUR ASS

I’LL TEACH YOU A LESSON IN METALBENDING CLASS

I DONT CARE YOU’RE A BENDER, GOT A FAN, HANDS, EVEN A SWORD

Y’ALL JUST GOT SERVED BY THE ORIGINAL MELON LORD

reblogging this again because IT’S NOW FEATURING TOPH

one more time

ok so this is officially the best post of all post ever posted in history kay

We’re missing Sokka, so i’ll give it a shot

HEY LOOKIE HERE ALL YOU BENDERS AND HATERS

GOTTA SETTLE DOWN NOW CUZ SOKKA’S IN THE HOUSE

AND SHIT BE GETTING REAL

IMMA TELL IT HOW IT IS

YO AMON WHY YOU HATIN ON THE BENDERS

SO THEY CAN PLAY AROUND WITH THE ELEMENTS

SO WHAT LEMME LET YOU KNOW

ABOUT THE TIMES I SPENT WITH THE AVATAR IN THE WAR

I WAS JUST A YOUNG BOY WITH A WATER BENDING SISTER

OUR MOTHER TAKEN BY FIREBENDERS

OUR DAD OFF WHO KNOWS WHERE LEADING SOME REBELS

WE BE OUT LOOKING FOR SOME GRUB

NOW I LOVE ME SOME MEAT

BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I’LL EAT SOME FISH

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE 

WHEN WE FOUND NOT FOOD BUT THE AIRBENDING AVATAR

NOW HE WAS JUST A TWELVE YEAR OLD AFTER MY SISTER

A DESTINY WEIGHING DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS

HAD TO LEARN ALL THE ELEMENTS WITHIN A YEAR AND STOP THE FIRELORD FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD

NOW MY SISTER AND I WE DECIDED TO HELP HIM WE TRAVELED ROUND THE WORLD LOOKING FOR TEACHERS

JUST THE CLOTHES ON OUR BACK AND MY TRUSTY BOOMERANG

ALL THE WHILE FIGHTING TO STAY ALIVE FROM BENDERS COMING AT US LEFT AND RIGHT BUT YOU DON’T SEE ME WHINING OR HATING

SO AMON QUIT BEING A BABY

LATER ON I UPGRADED TO A WICKED COOL SPACE SWORD

NOW TOPH CAN’T SAY A WORD CUZ I THREW IT AWAY JUST TO SAVE HER

NOW I BE MEETING LADIES LEFT AND RIGHT MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND NOW BEING THE MOON OF MY LIFE

MY SECOND OWNING MY ASS WITH A SET OF FANS BUT IT’S ALL CHILL NOW CUZ I BE TAPPING THAT ASS

AND EVEN THEN I BE MAKING ALL THE GIRLS SWOON

NOW I’LL SAY IT AGAIN AMON CALM YO TITS AND MAKE PEACE WITH THE AVATAR IF I CAN BE A NON BENDER BAMF AND HELP OUT THE AVATAR WHY CAN’T YOU PUT ASIDE YOUR HATRED AND SHOW THE WORLD THE FACE HIDING BEHING DAT MASK

GONNA LEAVE YOU ON THAT NOTE CUZ MAH MEAT BE ACALLIN PEACE MASK BOY

SOKKA OUT-