A WILD DERP APPEARS!

Aida. 17. Malaysia. Is currently married to The Avengers and BBC Sherlock while seeing the kpop fandom behind their backs.

onac911:

“Cheep cheep” quoth the Hawkeye

nickfuriously:

Key guns, 1600s

‘Jailers’ keys were apparently filled with gun powder to create a primitive gun that could be detonated if there was any trouble when opening a cell door. We found several original versions that back up this claim, dating from the 17th century and of various complexity.’

akahawkeye:

So.

I’m under the impression that there are still some people here that DON’T know I’m greatest thing to happen to SHIELD since Fury’s eyepatch.

Allow me to rectify that with this: Clint Barton. A Guide To Being Awesome.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
orpheus | "[Untitled]"

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

talestoldbyorpheus:

[Untitled] by Cara McGee

Original text (and the artwork used for the cover image) can be found here

Length: 7:56

Rating: PG13 or so

Click here for a .mp3 download

Here’s the first part of your Thursday Night Post-Reichenbach Angst Double Feature!

So I wanted to do this as a sort of ‘Hey Cara, you made it to 10k! That’s great!’ gifty-thing, because I think that Cara is pretty swell and has done lots of neat things for the fandom as a whole (I seriously cannot thank her enough for putting together the signature card, for starters). So here you go, Cara. It’s certainly not perfect, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

Next up in the Double Feature: Walk Forwards by pennypaperbrain. Should be up sometime in the next few hours.

……

I AM WAY TOO SPEECHLESS RIGHT NOW I JUST.

That was gorgeous. I can’t even thank you enough and I think I’m crying? And I have shivers. I’ve honestly never even listened to any podfics before and I think you may have ruined all other ones for me CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

gerard-gay:

my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months 

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(Source: sorryforventing)

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When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing

jollyasaroger:

nothingelsetodohere:

I’ve finally done it. I’ve found the post that literally describes my entire existence.